Se7en deadly deployment sins

Talk
Thu 16:35 - 17:10
You don't need a laptop
Caleano 1+2
Devops

Summary

In this talk, we’ll go through our deployment sins and how to avoid them:

  • Lust: Of course I’m using Docker, microservices, and every latest trend for each and every project!
  • Gluttony: I absolutely need this monolithic, 500MB archive file.
  • Greed: I’m not kidding when I’m saying that this app will be at least 150MB and only works with JBoss AS 6.0.
  • Sloth: Continuous Deployment or Delivery — who would need that?!
  • Wrath: Graceful error handling, reporting, and monitoring are for the faint of heart!
  • Envy: Why would I rely on an external system to do the whole configuration for me, when I can lovingly handcraft it all myself?
  • Pride: Checking our app’s status after the deployment? That’s only for people who break stuff.

Who is it for?

AlbertArchitect
 
CarolCTO
 
ChrisCraftsman
Programmer
CristinaTechnical
Co-Founder
DianaDevOps
 
MeganManager
 
TamaraTeam
Leader
TudorTechnical
Consultant

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