Se7en deadly deployment sins

Talk
Thu 16:35 - 17:10
You don't need a laptop
Caleano 1+2
Devops

Summary

In this talk, we’ll go through our deployment sins and how to avoid them:

  • Lust: Of course I’m using Docker, microservices, and every latest trend for each and every project!
  • Gluttony: I absolutely need this monolithic, 500MB archive file.
  • Greed: I’m not kidding when I’m saying that this app will be at least 150MB and only works with JBoss AS 6.0.
  • Sloth: Continuous Deployment or Delivery — who would need that?!
  • Wrath: Graceful error handling, reporting, and monitoring are for the faint of heart!
  • Envy: Why would I rely on an external system to do the whole configuration for me, when I can lovingly handcraft it all myself?
  • Pride: Checking our app’s status after the deployment? That’s only for people who break stuff.

Who is it for?

AlbertArchitect
 
ChrisCTO
 
DianaDevOps
 
MeganManager
 
TamaraTeam
Leader
DavidDevelope
BiancaBusiness
Analyst
TudorTester

Who is it for?

AlbertArchitect
 
ChrisCTO
 
DianaDevOps
 
MeganManager
 
TamaraTeam
Leader
DavidDevelope
BiancaBusiness
Analyst
TudorTester

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